Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per meter." replied the smirking male clerk. "That's fine," replied the girl, "I'll take ten meters."
The clerk measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl grabbed the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill..." she smiled.
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