Behind every successful man, there is always a woman

A group of tourists was visiting a crocodile farm and they were in a floating structure in the middle of a crocodile lake. The owner of the farm shouted: "Whoever jumps into the water and swims to shore, will receive 10 million dollars. The silence was deafening.

Suddenly, a man jumped into the water. He was chased by crocodiles, but with great luck he was unharmed. The owner announced: "We have a winner!!!".

After receiving their reward, the man and his wife returned to the hotel room. The man tells his wife: "I did not jump in myself ... Someone pushed me !!!"

His wife smiled and said coldly: "It was me!"

Moral of the story: "Behind every successful man, there is always a woman to give him a little push" ... 🤣😂🤣

A maid went to a housewife and wanted a higher salary.

A maid went to a housewife and wanted a higher salary.

Why?! Did the housewife ask.

I have three good reasons – replied the maid.

First, I'm better at ironing shirts than you!

– Who says that?!

– Your husband!! Second, I'm a much better cook than you!

– And who says that?!?

–Your husband! And third, I am better in bed, having sex!

–Oh really? And it's my husband who has said that too!?

–No ma'am, that's what the gardener said...!

–Oh, well, how much of a salary increase did you envisage…?