Shopping with Wife

Every year I face the same adversity. I don't know how to circumvent this. Today, I went for Eid shopping with my wife. The sun was scaring me, but my wife was even more scarier. So I decided to face the sun. I mustered up courage to go out. 

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Shop 1. Wife to shopkeeper :- Bhayya, show me some latest Salwar collections. 

Me :- 😊😊

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Shop 2. Wife to shopkeeper : Same design, but show me any other color, please. 

Me :- 😊🙂

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Shop 3. Wife to shopkeeper : Any designer piece in plazo?

Me :- 😑🙁

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Shop 4. Wife to shopkeeper : This suit is nice, but 'dupatta' is not matching. Show me something elegant, bhayya! 

Me :- 😑😕

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Shop 5. Wife to shopkeeper : This is very casual wear. Bhayya, show me for some party wear.

Me :- 😑😠

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Shop 6. Wife to shopkeeper : This kurti is nice, but legging's color is dull. Any other variety of 'chudidar'? 

Me :- 😠😣

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Wife to me:- Next time, you please don't take me to all these shops. None of them has any latest collection. Let's plan for Sunday somewhere else. 

Me :- 😥😢

Requesting all my married friends to have 'dua' for me! 🙏