Thursday, August 8, 2019

First Night After The Wedding (Funny Story)


A rich and timid young man gets married, for the sake of the cause, with a girl from a good family. 
The day goes well and the buffet is a success. Finally, arrive the wedding night, atrocious moment of truth for a young first. 
The next day, the bride goes to see her mother, crying. 

  • Mom, it's horrible. He is bad. He knows nothing, and I could help him, show him, he did not do anything to me. 
  • Wait darling, I'll take care of it right now, says the mother who has already seen green and not mature. 
    She goes to see her son-in-law:
  • So it seems that this night was far from extraordinary … Do not worry, just think that the man is actually an animal, no more evolved than dogs . You've seen dogs, have not you? 
  • Uh, yes, ma'am! 
  • Well, just do like them, understood? 
  • Yes, Madam 
  • Satisfied, the beautiful mother returns to see her daughter. The next day, the girl goes to see her mother, crying harder than the day before. 
  • I do not know what you told him but he's more stupid than yesterday. 
  • Oh! yet I thought … 
  • But everything had started well. He undressed me and he got n@ked. 
    But then, he smelled my a$$, and he went to pee on the cabinet!

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