A maid went to a housewife and wanted a higher salary.
Why?! Did the housewife ask.
I have three good reasons – replied the maid.
First, I'm better at ironing shirts than you!
– Who says that?!
– Your husband!! Second, I'm a much better cook than you!
– And who says that?!?
–Your husband! And third, I am better in bed, having sex!
–Oh really? And it's my husband who has said that too!?
–No ma'am, that's what the gardener said...!
–Oh, well, how much of a salary increase did you envisage…?
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