A Girlfriend Had Invited Her Boyfriend To Her Home To Meet Her Parents. (Funny Story)
After an evening, a guy brings his girlfriend home, in a very upscale neighborhood.
They are about to kiss each other to say good night outside the front door, when the guy starts to feel excited.
With a confident air, he leans toward her with a smile, a hand placed on the wall, and says:
- Honey, would you make me a pipe?
Horrified, she answers: - Are you sick? My parents could see us!
- Oh go! Who will see us at this time? he asks in an already breathless voice.
- No Please. Do you imagine if we are caught? The daughter of the local judge must be exemplary!
- Oooh go! There's nobody around, they're all asleep.
- NO WAY. It's too risky !.
- Oooh please, please, I love you so much? ! ?
- No, no and no. I love you too, but I can not !
"I beg you!"
"Give me one good reason," she said.
The young man then launches into a passionate argument of ten good minutes on the needs and impulses masculine, of a voice more and more raucous.
Suddenly, the light on the stairs comes on, and the older sister of the girl appears in pajamas, hair in battle, eyes puffy, and announces them in a sleepy voice: - Dad told me to to say either you make him his pipe, or it's me who makes him his pipe. When needed, Mom says that she can go down and do it herself. But for pity, tell him to
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