I decided to tease my wife in my first night. But it's backfired badly..

Iss kahani mein istemal kiye gaye sabhi patra aur ghatnayein kalpanic hain. Ye kisi bhi prakar se sach se sambandhit nahi lakhta, chahe vo jeevit ya mrit ho. Agar aisa hota hai to ye matra sanyog kaha jayega. ---------------Author

she enter in to the room and sat down beside me.

Me: I want to confess one thing to you.

She: I am listening

Me: I am gay.

I am expecting huge reactions in her face. But she didn't reacted as I expected.

She: why didn't you told me this before our marriage.

I am thinking inside. Whether I am said I'm gay or something else. Why she didn't even reacting.

Me: I told about this to parents. But they didn't listen to me. They said I'm ok once marriage done.

Still i didn't see any reactions on her face.

She: ohhh that's ok

I didn't expected that reaction on her face.

Me: what are you ok with this? Are you understand what I said?

She : ya you are a gay and I'm ok with.

Next few minutes I am in fully blank mode. After few minutes

She: I want to also confess something to you.

I'm in different state of mind. So didn't listen what she said

She: again I want to also confess something to you.

Me: tell me

She: I'm also homosexual

Me: whatttttt?

Me: I'm a lesbian.

After listening those words. I think two or three

volcano explosion happen inside me. Now I understand why she didn't reacted.

Me (with angry tone ): why didn't you told me this before.

She: like your parents, my parents also didn't listen to me. They also said I'm ok once marriage done.

I don't know how to react to this. So many thoughts running inside my mind.

She: why your face is turning into red ?

Me( with angry voice): why you & you parents ruined my life.

She: why you reacting like this. You also gay. You also didn't said anything about your sextuality before marriage. Then why you overreacting now.

Me : I'm kidding and I want to tease you. That's why I told I'm gay. But I'm not gay.

She : ME TOO

Me( confusionly): what you mean ME TOO?

she( with laughing face): I know sweetheart, you are not a gay. You want to play game with me. So, I decided to make this game more interesting. What's why I said I'm a lasbian.

I can't explain how much relief I felt that time.

Me: so you not a lasbian right?

She: yes sweetheart:-))& you will know that before ending this night.

At moment onwards I never try to tease my wife.

A Girlfriend Had Invited Her Boyfriend To Her Home To Meet Her Parents. (Funny Story)

A Girlfriend Had Invited Her Boyfriend To Her Home To Meet Her Parents. (Funny Story)

After an evening, a guy brings his girlfriend home, in a very upscale neighborhood. 
They are about to kiss each other to say good night outside the front door, when the guy starts to feel excited. 
With a confident air, he leans toward her with a smile, a hand placed on the wall, and says:

• Honey, would you make me a pipe? 
  Horrified, she answers:
• Are you sick? My parents could see us!
• Oh go! Who will see us at this time? he asks in an already breathless voice.
• No Please. Do you imagine if we are caught? The daughter of the local judge must be exemplary!
• Oooh go! There's nobody around, they're all asleep.
• NO WAY. It's too risky !.
• Oooh please, please, I love you so much? ! ?
• No, no and no. I love you too, but I can not ! 
  "I beg you!" 
  "Give me one good reason," she said. 
  The young man then launches into a passionate argument of ten good minutes on the needs and impulses masculine, of a voice more and more raucous. 
  Suddenly, the light on the stairs comes on, and the older sister of the girl appears in pajamas, hair in battle, eyes puffy, and announces them in a sleepy voice:
• Dad told me to to say either you make him his pipe, or it's me who makes him his pipe. When needed, Mom says that she can go down and do it herself. But for pity, tell him to

Righteous wife, a blessing of Allah

Like most guys at 25 I just wanted to get married even though I didn't have two pennies to rub together, times were really tuff for me back then.

It's been around 6 years since I got married. My wife came from a very wealthy background mashallah, I however did not.

My wife was very understanding with regards to this and wanted to marry me regardless. Alhamdulliah I got married in East London at a cost of £500.

We arrived back to my parents house where we stayed for the next 2 years. As I mentioned earlier I had very little to my name, I couldn't afford a bed to sleep on, and I was stubborn to ask my parents for help.

My brother had a spare used mattress which we decided to sleep on, their wasn't a night i wouldn't complain about the springs pressing into my back.

My wife fell pregnant shortly after marriage, the 9 months was especially hard for her as the mattress was very uncomfortable. She would never complain though, but I knew if it was hurting me, it was killing her. I remember close to her due date, we both couldn't sleep due to our back pain, I remember her saying, 'In shaa Allah after Rumaisa our situation will change, she will come with her rizq and so will her siblings..' My sunflower Rumaisa was born and soon after my fortunates started to change literally overnight. My business started to do well, I brought a bed and then had enough money to finally move out.

A year later, Hafsah was born, prior to her birth I started another business, that too started to do really well. Maa shaa' Allah

And then 2 years later, Ibraheem was born and he too came with his rizq in the form of a 3rd business. Maa shaa' Allah

Why I shared this story???? Continued in the comments...

Second wife, by a Muslim sister part-1

By: A Muslim Sister "Second wife! The words reverberated through my brain. Why? Am I not good enough? Never! I will never accept a second wife! If you want a second wife you can go out and get one as long as you know that I will not be here when you come back!

Those were my words to my husband a few years ago when he mentioned to me that he is intending to marry again a second time. It was a woman recently divorced, 4 children. She is having a hard time, he said, she don't know where the next meal is coming from or how to provide adequately for her children. "Where is their father?" I asked, "Can't he take care of his own kids? Why do you a strange man have to carry another man's burden? Surely there are other ways that you can help her out financially without having to MARRY her!

I could not imagine myself in a plural marriage. Sharing my husband with another woman. Sharing his love, his smiles, his jokes with a woman other than myself. I could not fathom him holding her close and whispering loving words in her ears. It was unacceptable. An outrage. After all I have been to him. Wife, lover, mother, doctor, housekeeper. I raised 3 of his beautiful children. How can he insult me by marrying another woman as if I am not good enough? Not pretty enough. Not young enough or just plain not ENOUGH!

NO! I could not accept that and I vehemently made my stance clear to him. If she walks in, I walk out! Plain and simple. If he is willing to risk our marriage, our life, our children for another woman, then he must go ahead. I will not stand for it!

It all seems so many years ago now. When I thought that life would last forever and that nothing will ever change. But it did…. My husband did not get married to a second wife. After all my warnings and threats of leaving he abandoned the idea. I don't know what happened to the women and children. My guess is that they moved on to another town.

He never mentioned a second wife again and I was happy with that. I managed to hang on to my husband but I didn't know that our time was running out.

His last words to me were that he had a headache and is going to lie down till Isha. 
Continued.... 👇👇👇

Haraam

Hookah / Sheesha Smoking: Safer than Cigarettes? Haram or Halal?

As if our youth didn't have enough distractions and bad habits readily available to pick up, we now have the hookah fad. Step aside cigarette smoking, there's something cooler in town (for our youth to destroy their bodies with)! Different flavors, different settings, a "Muslim export"… how cool is that?
Actually not cool at all. :/ And what's worse is that some Muslims are actually promoting this lifestyle.

First the ground rules: Most scholars now agree that cigarette smoking is haram, i.e. prohibited for Muslims due to its harmful effects on the human body, which directly go against an injunction in the Qur'an. "And do not kill yourselves. Surely, Allah is Most Merciful to you. And whoever commits that through aggression and injustice, We shall cast him into the Fire and that is easy for Allah" [Qur'an 4:29] "And do not throw yourselves into destruction." [Qur'an 2:195]

So, this post is not going to detail issues about cigarette smoking, because not only is cigarette smoking far less socially acceptable, but many Muslims recognize that it is haram (forbidden), even if some are stuck at the makruh (disliked) mistake. Initially, when the harmful effects of smoking were not proven scientifically, scholars hesitated on giving the haram ruling, and instead considered it makruh. However, one would have to be sitting in a cave in Timbuktu not to now KNOW and RECOGNIZE the direct link that exists between cigarette smoking and extremely harmful effects to the body, including lung cancer.

Muslim scholars in the past differed in opinion regarding smoking because of lack of evidence relating cigarette smoking to disease. Those who considered Makruh, regarded this lack of evidence. But since 30 years ago the evidence clearly demonstrates that smoking is injurious to health. The majority of Ahl Sunnah wal-Jama'ah scholars and Jumhur (majority) have clearly stated that smoking is Haram.

Muhammad Afifi also provides a collection of statements of scholars from a wide spectrum of methodologies and madahibs. In this online booklet, Muhammad Al-Jibaly describes many of the reasons for its forbidden status.

The Key to Attract an Amazing Spouse

The key to attract an amazing spouse is to nurture in yourself those qualities that appeal to a person of that standard.

Many of us pine for the perfect spouse – realize he or she does not exist. Pick the best you can find, and learn to live with and cover their warts and weaknesses.

Set your criteria (based on the hadith of the Prophet, peace be upon him) – have they read and understand the Qur'an? Do they live according to Sunnah ? Do they pray Tahajjud (middle-of-the-night prayer) once a week? – then ask yourself what a person of those qualities would like in a spouse, and instill those qualities into yourself.

And always double-check your intention to make sure your actions are to please Allah alone.

When you succeed, insha'Allah , they will seek you out.

May Allah (سبحانه وتعالى) make us all among those who uphold the deen to the highest standard and take it to new heights.
Credits- @islam4everyone_

How to sleep in Islam

Bismillah.. I don't want to scare anyone but I want to inform you about a special Jin called "Al-kaboos" that attacks you in your sleep. The symptoms of the attack are when a person is asleep and imagines something heavy pressing upon their chest, squeezing them and constricting their breathing, hence they cannot speak or move, and they are almost suffocated because of the obstruction of their airways. When the Jin goes away, you wake up immediately in a panic gasping for air. Western scientists call this phenomenon "Sleep Paralysis" but Islam has taught us it is, in fact, a Jin that attacks during people's sleep.
So how do we protect our selves from being attacked by this Jin? We follow the Sunnan of how our prophet Muhammad (saw) Slept.

1. Sleep in a state of Wudu.
2. Make sure to have prayed all you fard Salah before going to sleep.
3. Before climbing into your bed, dust the bed thrice.
4. Recite Subhanallah 33 times, Alhamdulilah 33times and Allahu Akbar 34 times.
5. Read Ayat Al Kursi
6. Read the 3 Kuls ( Surat Al Ikhals, Al Falaq & An Nas).
7. (If possible inshallah) Read surat Al Mulk.
8. Sleeping on your right-hand side.
DISCLAIMER: The scholars have stated IF the symptoms continue to persist after you've taken the above actions then they strongly urge you to seek medical advice just in case there is an underline medical problem.
May Allah protect us all from the Jin. Ameen! 🤲
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